You can only be truly free if you buy our Freedom™ products! 🇺🇸

If you can't afford the high purchase and ownership costs, don't worry! We have predatory loans that will keep you giving us your money for the foreseeable future. 🤑

And if that's not enough to convince you, we've worked with all levels of government for several decades to ensure that you don't realistically have a choice. 🙃

But don't worry, we've shoved our corporate propaganda into all forms of media and advertising so you won't even question it! 👍